Cooties. 2014.
Directed by Cary Murnion & Jonathan Milott.

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Elementary-school teachers come under attack from children who have been turned into vicious monsters by contaminated chicken nuggets.

I always thought chicken nuggies were our friends, but not in this case. This comedy horror flick turns kids who haven’t hit puberty into bloodthirsty little maniacs. It’s up to Rainn Wilson, Elijah Wood and Alison Pill to ward off the beats before they take over the whole town. This is a movie I didn’t like as much as I should. Everything about this flick screams Jay, but I found it just okay. It’s funny, I love the actors and it’s nice and gory but I was still a little underwhelmed. I watched Cooties on DVD.